Bryant Paul Johnson was born in Boston in 1973, exactly two weeks after the Ides of March and nearly four weeks late.
From 1977 to 1991 he lived on Cape Cod where, amongst other things, he learned how to cook (tolerably), how to swim (poorly) and how to use obtuse vocabulary to obfuscate his point (awesomely).
From 1991 to 1997 Bryant lived in Montreal Quebec, where he attended McGill University, studied old languages, history, archaeology and drew comic strips for the school paper.
In 1997, he moved to Northampton Massachusetts to take a job as an artist and animator for Cyberlore Studios, an independent videogame developer. He worked there until it closed in early 2006.
In 2000, just days after the anti-climax of Y2K, he began publishing his comic strip Teaching Baby Paranoia online. It has updated weekly in the six and a half years since.
His comics and illustrations have appeared in The Weekly Dig, the SPX 2003 Anthology, True Porn, Busted: The CBLDF Newsletter, VMag, Comixpedia, Skin Eater and Bone Wars: The Game of Ruthless Paleontology.
Secretly, he is afraid of flying and bugs with too many legs.